May 25, 2012
bunnyfood:

(via thefluffingtonpost:AlishaV)

No, this is NOT dog. Asshole.

bunnyfood:

(via thefluffingtonpost:AlishaV)

No, this is NOT dog. Asshole.

May 24, 2012

buchino:

In which a really famous, very good, dashingly handsome graphic designer puts my name in the middle of a poster honoring the commonwealth of my birth, just above My Morning Jacket and right next to Slint.

May 24, 2012
This could be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

This could be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

May 24, 2012
RE: Dan Harmon and Community

Quite a bit has been made on the eBays lately about NBC or somebody with authority not renewing Dan Harmon’s contract as executive producer and/or “showrunner” of Community. I’m a big fan of the show, and I haven’t missed an episode for probably two and a half seasons. I think it’s neat, but I’m not sure I’d put the BEST SHOW EVAR label on it.

Anyway, people need to chill about the would-be apocalyptic effect Harmon’s firing, as it were, will have on the show next season. I disagree for reasons. One, the show’s being moved to Friday nights, which means NBC just barely give shit about it in the first place. This means that maybe it wouldn’t have mattered who ran the show anyway, it probably was going to get cancelled after season four, or just hang on long enough before everyone stopped caring. Two, I know Harmon was/is a unique individual, but to say that the new execs can’t somehow harness the vision/theme of the show and continue to develop its characters is kind of unfair. And, let’s be honest, people have been complaining about where the hell characters like Pierce and Chang were going for about a season and a half anyway. Three, you’re probably still going to watch the show. What if it gets better? The nice thing about Community is that it does things on TV that no other show does. Execs with any creativity at all, and most have that, would probably love the chance to do things like an 8bit Atari episode, and they’ll have the freedom to do stuff like that now.

TL;DR: I think people need to chill and see what happens. The show might be better without Harmon, even if it was his baby. #sixseasonsandamovie

May 24, 2012
sofapizza:

are you chair enough?

Now she just looks like a perturbed ballet dancer.

sofapizza:

are you chair enough?

Now she just looks like a perturbed ballet dancer.

May 23, 2012
animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU HEAR YEASAYER’S GOT A NEW RECORD COMING OUT?
I GUESS I HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE, YEAH.
I MIGHT CHECK IT OUT.
I DON’T KNOW, MAN. I REALLY ONLY LIKED THEIR LIVE PERFORMANCES FOR A SPECIFIC TWELVE MINUTE SPAN BETWEEN THE RELEASE OF THEIR DEBUT RECORD AND THE FIRST TIME IT WAS REVIEWED BY AN OBSCURE WEBSITE.
I REALLY ONLY LIKED THE INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS’ ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BAND PERFORMANCES.
IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I ONLY LIKED THEM WHEN THEY WERE, RESPECTIVELY, IN UTERO.
I DON’T EVEN LIKE THEIR MUSIC. I ONLY PRETEND TO SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT WITH THE BARISTAS THAT SERVE ME MY MORNING MACCHIATO.
I DISLIKED YEASAYER BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.
I FUCKING HATE THAT BAND.
I ONLY LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF RUST FORMING ON THE UNDERCARRIAGES OF NORWEGIAN LUXURY SEDANS.
I HAVE A VINTAGE RECORDABLE 90 MINUTE MAXELL CASSETTE TAPE THAT’S  JUST THE SOUND OF A VACUUM CLEANER LEFT ON IN AN EMPTY APARTMENT. IT’S MY FAVORITE RECORD.
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
IT ISN’T NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT.

I was into Hipster Giraffes before you even knew there were Hipster Giraffes.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU HEAR YEASAYER’S GOT A NEW RECORD COMING OUT?

I GUESS I HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE, YEAH.

I MIGHT CHECK IT OUT.

I DON’T KNOW, MAN. I REALLY ONLY LIKED THEIR LIVE PERFORMANCES FOR A SPECIFIC TWELVE MINUTE SPAN BETWEEN THE RELEASE OF THEIR DEBUT RECORD AND THE FIRST TIME IT WAS REVIEWED BY AN OBSCURE WEBSITE.

I REALLY ONLY LIKED THE INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS’ ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BAND PERFORMANCES.

IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I ONLY LIKED THEM WHEN THEY WERE, RESPECTIVELY, IN UTERO.

I DON’T EVEN LIKE THEIR MUSIC. I ONLY PRETEND TO SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT WITH THE BARISTAS THAT SERVE ME MY MORNING MACCHIATO.

I DISLIKED YEASAYER BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.

I FUCKING HATE THAT BAND.

I ONLY LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF RUST FORMING ON THE UNDERCARRIAGES OF NORWEGIAN LUXURY SEDANS.

I HAVE A VINTAGE RECORDABLE 90 MINUTE MAXELL CASSETTE TAPE THAT’S  JUST THE SOUND OF A VACUUM CLEANER LEFT ON IN AN EMPTY APARTMENT. IT’S MY FAVORITE RECORD.

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.

IT ISN’T NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT.

I was into Hipster Giraffes before you even knew there were Hipster Giraffes.

May 23, 2012
uproxx:

Elderly Ninjas Attack!

You know what time it is.

uproxx:

Elderly Ninjas Attack!

You know what time it is.

May 22, 2012
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP /repeat forever

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP /repeat forever

(via bunnyfood)

May 22, 2012
wfplnews:

It’s primary day in Kentucky. Polls are open until 6 pm. Here’s our election preview. 

Hey, guess whose vote doesn’t even count! As a registered Republican, mine! The presidential primary is already over, and the Commonwealth’s Attorney ticket is all democrats. Hooray, Democracy!
/fart

wfplnews:

It’s primary day in Kentucky. Polls are open until 6 pm. Here’s our election preview. 

Hey, guess whose vote doesn’t even count! As a registered Republican, mine! The presidential primary is already over, and the Commonwealth’s Attorney ticket is all democrats. Hooray, Democracy!

/fart

May 21, 2012
"Substantively, Judge Boyce F. Martin Jr.’s ruling in Maker’s Mark Distillery v. Diageo North America upholds a lower court decision that the makers of Jose Cuervo cannot use dripping red wax on their tequila bottles, because it violates the classic trademark “dress element” on Maker’s Mark bottles. Take that, Mexican liquor that makes people do crazy s**t! Don’t even try to mess with our American whiskey!"

Wow, This Sixth Circuit Judge Knows A Lot About Bourbon « Above the Law: A Legal Web Site – News, Commentary, and Opinions on Law Firms, Lawyers, Law School, Law Suits, Judges and Courts

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