Anything but Gatorade: Archive

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 27th

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“Arkansas: “I’ll shoot you with this gun made of a black bear”...”

– Spencer Hall, the greatest.

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Super Bowl Recipes, Indianapolis Style: How To... →

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jan 25th

"The NCAA is like the Gestapo." →

stormingthefloor: Goddamn, people. Look up what the Gestapo did before you use these comparisons. The NCAA is like Big Business - anything to make a buck and preserve their hegemony. There’s nothing more sinister than that. The colleges can break the organization at any time, but they won’t, because they’re getting a paycheck from the deal, too. It’s all consensual for everyone but the...

Jan 25th

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“that moment when the Kentucky-Georgia game and the president’s state of the...”

– we’ll fight, fight, fight, for the blue and white:

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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Woooo Fun Games on TV Alert!

Tennessee and Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt and Tennessee. Toothless drunken cousins to rich lily white inbred capitalist gazillionaires. GENERALIZATIONS, FTW. This game immediately precedes Kentucky’s less-heated tilt against Georgia, and it should be a lot of fun. Since I’m assuming Jimmy Dykes will be calling the UT/Vandy game, I also assume there will be a lot of discussion about Jarnell...

Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Fake Q&A: Who the Hell Is Murray State, and Can... →

Cringe at the link to Grantland, but enjoy a pretty nice catch-up on Murray State for those not in-the-know.

Jan 23rd

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Tide Losses to Hurt SEC in NCAA Tourney

That’s a Jerry Tipton headline right there. Who knows if it’s actually accurate. Brief thoughts on the weekends very entertaining games: 1. Most teams lose when they’re outshot (ALA 53% eFG, UK 49%) and out rebounded on the offensive glass (ALA 35.7% OReb, UK 34.2%), but Kentucky didn’t. Even though the Cats missed 13 free throws in the game, their 78.4% FT Rate was...

Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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Commodores to Wear Dirty Unis Against Tide

I’m going to be very interested in Vanderbilt’s game against Alabama tonight at Coleman Coliseum. The Tide are a dangerous team coming into Rupp Arena on Saturday, and I’m sure they’ll test Kentucky’s mettle. SO FUCKING METAL. Anyway, Vanderbilt still has a lot to prove before they can regain the confidence of poll voters, and a huge step would be beating Alabama on...

Jan 19th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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Things I learned from Jimmy Dykes on Saturday

Jarnell Stokes has big feet. Jarnell Stokes has never practiced ever, except for the four times he did. Jarnell Stokes is a big body. Jarnell Stokes can play basketball, brother. Jarnell Stokes doesn’t know how to “team stretch”. Jarnell Stokes.

Jan 16th

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Jan 13th

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TUBBBAYYY!!!

How does Minnesota beat IU on their own floor and Kentucky doesn’t? Good for Tubby, he needed that win.

Jan 13th

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Jan 13th

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Kentucky at Aubuzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kentucky plays at Auburn in Auburn, Alabama tonight. You may recall Auburn from such things as the 2010 BCS Championship, Cam Newton, and Bo “Knows” Jackson. Auburn also has a basketball team! It is not very good. Auburn’s basketball team lost by 30 to Vanderbilt on Saturday. Tonight they play Kentucky. Kentucky is very good at basketball. Watch for the Anthony Davis blocks, and...

Jan 11th

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Jan 10th

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Kate Gosselin Cruise Caribbean 2012 →

This is either a ridiculous joke, or a really great plot for an “accidental” drowning.

Jan 10th

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Jan 9th

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BCS Super Game!

I don’t think it’s necessarily fair to call tonight’s game between LSU and Alabama a “National Championship” game mainly because that implies that there was some sort of tournament used to determine a winner, instead a game between the two teams a bunch of sportswriters and coaches thought were better than everyone else. Bitchin’ about the BCS and college...

Jan 9th

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Jan 9th

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On the Basketball Weekend 1/7/2012

Honestly, I haven’t thought much about it. I’m kind of pumped to watch the Cotton Bowl to see whether K-State continues its streak of winning games that they really shouldn’t so that Bobby Petrino’s head explodes, and then I guess there’s some other football on TV, too. Vanderbilt plays Auburn at 12:30 on Saturday. Auburn is not very good, but Vandy sure hasn’t...

Jan 6th

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Lawyer accused of assaulting officer at Louisville... →

Legal tip of the day: Don’t tell the cops they’re going to fucking die, even if you are a lawyer and your name pops up on Google. BONUS: Don’t try to kick out the windows of a cop car, especially when you are inside it.

Jan 6th

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