March 2012
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WIGGLE YOUR TUMBLR NAME(S) AROUND. →
newsweek:
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UNWASHED NERD TARTLETS -or- DAUNTLESS, TENDER WRATH.
Rolls right off the tongue.
HMM! AT THE TITS
PICKLE POP ECSTATIC!
I just got my next song title. :)
Parked Zoo
HA! TRULY GEEK.
anagram name is HUH! UNFIT SCROTUMS
Day made.
FIC.
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This is happening.
For the first time ever, Kentucky and Louisville are playing against each other in a Final Four. The intensity, emotion, and anticipation throughout the Commonwealth this week is already palpable. It was there the minute Louisville somehow managed to beat Florida on Saturday afternoon. It’s gonna be oppressive to the point of collapse from Friday until the tip on Saturday at 6:09 p.m. in New...
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NCAA Tournament: Round One Aftermath
Kentucky handled the shit out of Western, opening up a lead in the second half of up to 30 points. Terrence Jones played like a beast, and no one could stop Doron Lamb or Marquis Teague. I have some concern about MKG not scoring a lot, but it typically doesn’t stop him from going full throttle at all times. Paranoid UK fan also worries about the fact that WKU went on a 16-1 run to end the...
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UPS is Trying my Patience
Any Kentucky fan who was alive on Saturday, March 28, 1992 already knows what I’m talking about. If you watched the play-in games (I refuse to call them first round, that’s some bullshit) yesterday on truTV, you’ll doubtless have noticed the UPS commercials about the “logistics” of Grant Hill’s pass to Christian “Fucking” Laettner that set up...
Kentucky's NCAA Tournament Chances
I admit I was pretty pissed seeing the likes of UConn, Indiana, Duke, and Baylor in Kentucky’s South Region bracket. It seemed like the toughest road to the Final Four of all the one seeds, which, to me, negated any importance ever having an overall No. 1 seed might carry. So, yeah, I was pissed. Then I remembered that Kentucky, despite their kind of shitty showing over the weekend, is still...
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SEC Tournament Recap
Congrats to the Vanderbilt Commodores, who won their first SEC Tournament since 1951. Vandy played a really good game yesterday and, when Kentucky couldn’t hit shots down the stretch, won the game going away in the final minute. The Dores should be very proud of their team, who has historically been awful in the SEC Tourney under Kevin Stallings.
Vanderbilt had a considerably easier path...
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SEC Tournament: Round One Recap
I’d post a picture of chalk, but then Mississippi State went off and lost to Georgia. Georgia? Yes, Georgia. LSU beat Arkansas, which was bound to happen because the game took place outside the confines of Fayetteville. Alabama tried really hard to lose to South Carolina, but South Carolina did what South Carolina do and sucked at playing basketball in 2012. Auburn/Ole Miss wasn’t as...
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SEC Tournament Started
Like, 20 minutes ago. Kentucky is the prohibitive favorite to win it all, but people honestly believe that they’ll fall before they reach the final game on Sunday. I beg to differ. Vandy’s got a good chance to get out of their half of the bracket if they don’t do what Vandy teams have historically done in the Tournament, suck. A UK/Vandy final might be too much for my household...
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Senior Night for Darius Miller, Eloy Vargas
Tonight Kentucky takes on the Georgia Bulldogs in what will be the last game in Rupp Arena for Darius Miller and Eloy Vargas, the two lone seniors on the team. We like Eloy plenty around here, but Darius’s contribution to the team in his four years in Lexington cannot be understated. He’s embraced a leadership role on this team despite mostly coming off the bench this season, even...
