Quick recap of games I watched:

I didn’t know Okie State lost to Iowa State until like late Saturday afternoon. I didn’t know Oklahoma lost until Sunday morning. Clearly, I have checked out of college football EXCEPT I will totally watch LSU play Arkansas this weekend. That will be awesome.

I tried to come up with an analogy for Kentucky football involving an idiot savant, but it would have done a lot of discredit to the savant part. Kentucky 10, Georgia 19.

Vandy fans are pissed about the officiating at the end of their overtime loss to Tennessee Saturday night. They should be pissed about their O-lineman Jelesky who cost them a third quarter touchdown when he clipped some dude who was approximately 40 yards away from the play. That and other penalties are what cost Vandy the win, not some dipshit ref who wouldn’t own up to a whistle. Tough loss, though.

Kentucky basketball steamrolled Penn State on Saturday on the internets, but when they came back Sunday on real TV (but with fake/complete moron announcers), they were not good. It’s a basketball, not a hot potato, Marquis Teague. I can write that in the first and second person because I know he reads my tumblr! No, no he doesn’t.

I’m going to watch Kentucky play Tennessee in the final college football weekend on Saturday. I have every expectation that Kentucky’s defense will give them a good chance to win, but the offense will take Thanksgiving a little too seriously and giftwrap the 27th straight UT win in the series. I am bringing a half pint of Town Fork with me for the occasion. Hooray!